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I don’t have a child. I have a dog. My dog woke me at 3:30 this morning wanting to go to the park. Now she’s pacing and squeaking to say it’s time to go. The park doesn’t open until 5:30. I’m not saying my dog is equivalent to your child. I’m just saying I wish I were asleep. LikeLike Reply
Master Heywood 
I don’t have a child. I have a dog.
My dog woke me at 3:30 this morning wanting to go to the park. Now she’s pacing and squeaking to say it’s time to go. The park doesn’t open until 5:30.
I’m not saying my dog is equivalent to your child.
I’m just saying I wish I were asleep.
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